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Microsoft E3 Press Conference
June 9, in the year of our Lord 2014 --
Microsoft Galen Center 9am PST Microsoft had a green carpet
intro with Major Nelson. TV screen shows names of people and
video game franchises from the past.
9:30am PST show starts
Lights go out. Xbox One and a video of games qare shown. Our
wristbands are shining in different colors.
Phil Spencer comes out. He welcomes us to E3 2014. He is reading
from a teleprompter. Thanks fans, developers, and media. He
references Sony and Nintendo. He wants the focus to be on games.
He believes there is a new excitement with this new console
generation. He appreciates all the feedback and support. We are
shaping the future of Xbox. The entire briefing will be on
games.
He lays out the frame work for this media briefing. He
references Sledgehammer Games, and Activision. Xbox will get all
the new add on content. A video for an ultra violent game is
shown - Call of Duty Advanced Warfare. Families will want to
avoid this scary headache creating game. Video was loud,
violent, gross, grisly, macabre, morbid, and nasty.
Dan Greenwalt from Turn 10 Studios. He thanks the racing fans of
the Forza community. He references the cars, and content they
added. Nurburgring race track has been added. It is available
today. For free for all owners of Forza Motorsport 5.
Playground games Ralph Fulton comes out to announce Forza
Horizon 2. The car list is built for Xbox One. A full day night
cycle with weather that impacts the roads all in 1080. Dedicated
servers when you want to play online. You can create a club of
up to 1000 members. The road trip of your life September 30,
2014. A video of the game is shown. Our wrist bands are going
crazy with colors again. Open World Drivatars, open world
freedom, over 200 cars. Looks great.
Now a video for Evolve. Soldiers in a cave. Another violent
first person shooter. Families will want to pass on this bloody,
ultra violent, headache inducing game.
Vincent from Ubisoft announces a new Assassins Creed game -
Assassins Creed Unity. Another one families won't be interested
in. A violent, bloody, macabre, morbid video is shown. Offensive
on so many levels.
A video showing developers telling what their favorite game was.
A new video comes up showing a new game. Looks medevial and
violent. Dragon Age Inquisition is the game. Families will want
to avoid it in October.
Another video of another violent game. All these people are
shooting at a soldier. A punk kid comes out and starts killing
them all. Super over the top violence. Yuck! Bad language on
topnof the blood, gore, macabre, and morbid content. Sunset
Overdrive is the name of this game to flee from.
Ted Price from Insomniac Games comes out to continue the
offensive nature of Sunset Overdrive. Another game to avoid in
October.
An offensive video from a Capcom game.
Alex Rigopulous from Harmonix came out to talk about Dance
Central. October 21 they will release Disney Fantasia Music
Evolved. Dance Central Spotlight was announced.
David Eckelberry came out. He shows Fable Legend. They have
worked for two years to create a new RPG. There are many heroes
you will team up with. Magical beasts are building their forces
to stop the team. Players use magic to fight the monsters. There
is violence in this Xbox One game. Fable Legends lets you be the
villain - play the bad guy instead of being good. Villains
attack the heroes as they advance. Pretty sick actually. There
was also some bad language in the trailer.
Another video for what developers want.
A video for Project Spark is shown. Desert of death was shown.
Over one million creators of games in Project Spark. Conker is
shown as a game in Project Spark. Conker was ultra offensive in
his games from the past.
A video for a new game is shown. Looks indie. Moon Studios makes
it. Strange looking creatures in this game. Ori and the Blind
Forest is its name. Fall 2014 it comes out.
Another video of developers talking about their favorite
characters.
The Undertakers music starts to play. Oh my bad it is a new
video for Halo. Violent does not even begin to describe it. Try
space war zone. Bonnie Ross comes out to talk about Halo even
more. She feels the Halo fantasy world is actually a real one.
Someone has lost connection with reality. She announces the Halo
The Master Chief Collection. Something families will want to
pass on. Dan Ayoub comes out to talk about it even more.
Gameplay is shown. They go around killing one another in a
multiplayer mode. Violent, violent, violent. Halo 5 Guardians
Beta is included in the collection. Another video for Halo 5
this time. Does not look very good.
Phil Spencer comes back out. He drones on plugging Halo some
more. He shares some games from their 2015 gaming portfolio.
Playdead presents a video of a new game.Dark, dreery, and scary.
Inside is the name of this game.
Chris Charla comes out to talk about ID@XBOX. This is their
indie game platform. This lets the indies self publish. He plugs
a few of them. A video is shown for many of these indie games. A
couple look okay.
Another video of developers talking about their personal
favorites.
A new video of a new game. Looks like a new Tomb Raider game.
Looks violent. Families will want to skip Rise of Tomb Raider.
Two developers come out to show The Witcher Wild Hunt. Families
will run screaming from this game. Violent, bloody, gore, and
other bad content describe this macabre and morbid title. Magic
is part of the violence in this game. Bad language and
enticement to lust are also a part of this game. Wow did it miss
anything it could do to be wrong?
Ken Lobb comes out to talk about Killer Instinct. He likes to
reboot older games. He wants to bring back a game from Xbox. A
video announces the return of Phantom Dust. Looks violent, and
has enticement to lust issues.
Developers talk about how many hours they have played video
games.
Ryan Barnard comes out to talk about Tom Clancy's The Division.
He shows more of this violent, macabre, and morbid game. Tons of
anti-family games this year. A real shame. How many games do we
need with people digitally murdering one another?
Hideki Kamiya from Platinum Games comes out to announce a new
game.
Scalebound is the game. Looks violent. Big monster fights is
what it is about.
David Jones comes out to announced Crackdown. He shows a video
for this game. Looks macabre and morbid. Too violent for
families.
Phil Spencer comes back out. He thanks everyone, wraps it up
with another video. Actually rehash of what we already saw.