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Apestorm Full Bananas Releases
Glasgow - April 28th, in the year of our Lord 2016
- Channel 4’s games division; All 4 Games and developer
Snowhound announced today that the steampunk-inspired mobile
title; Apestorm: Full Bananas has landed on the App Store and
the Google Play store, marking the beginning of the Banana
Rebellion.
In an effort to recruit some much needed support for the war
effort, the game is currently on sale at a special, limited time
offer of £0.79/$0.99/€0.99.
War was declared earlier today by three fugitive apes known only
by their aliases: Muggs, Thaddius and Horatio. The trio were
last seen commandeering a zeppelin bomber, which authorities
believe they plan to use in order to [in their own words] “save
nature from man…one bomb at a time”. The fugitives have since
launched an attack, targeting and destroying factories,
slaughter houses and other man-made objects which contribute to
the destruction of the natural world.
Moments ago, the apes released a statement, refusing to stop
their assault until their demands have been met:
“For too long humanity has chosen to ignore and abuse Mother
Earth, for its own selfish gains. Today, we fight back to save
nature and bananas from man…one bomb at a time.
Meet the following demands or our bombing rampage will continue!
- All animals in captivity must be freed
- All Banana trees will be protected by law, from this day forth
- Bananacide will be made illegal
- All spider-choppers and landsharks will be de-commissioned and
destroyed
- All slaughter houses will be shut down and cease to operate,
effective immediately
Only when we are satisfied that all of these demands have been
met, will there be peace”
The fugitives will continue on their quest until they have
achieved each of their objectives. Help bring this war to an end
by contributing to the war effort on your mobile now. Radical,
extreme liberalism is a danger to us all.