Longjuice Squeeze Coming to Steam

Pittsburg, Pennysylvania – February 11th, in the year of our Lord 2025 | Welcome, fermentationist! Your admittance to the Royal Tasting awaits in Longjuice Squeeze, a roguelite extraction fighter coming to Steam later this year. Set in an absurd new world, begin your journey from zero to hero to battle for your spot among the juiciest fermentationists.

Get Juiced!

Congratulations! You’ve inherited your first homunculus shell, a crucial step in your journey toward becoming a revered fermentationist. With this homunculus you may participate in the Flavor Rites, a series of duels against fellow competitors vying for the same chance at glory. Through suffering and triumph, your little guy could achieve the most revered status in the realm: becoming delicious longjuice, tasty enough for the Lord Alchemist himself...

PVP With Stakes

Tap into the tension of fighting games with Longjuice Squeeze, blending roguelite and extraction elements with seriously ridiculous taste. Progress through the game by winning Flavor Rites, a series of best-of-three duels against a bot or another player in the game’s multiplayer mode. At the start of every duel, each player will ante an item to be awarded to the winner of the Rite. After winning 100 Flavor Rites, your homunculus will be juiced and presented to the Lord Alchemist at his Royal Tasting. If your flavor fails to meet his standards, you’ll receive a new homunculus to refine with new flavors.

Thousands Of Unique Builds

Find your advantage in battle by experimenting with Longjuice Squeeze’s build options. Items–such as weapons and cosmetic items–are the base of your kit. Enhance these items with additives and infusions, additional upgrades represented by cards in the game’s deckbuilder-esque system. Additives change an item’s stat impact and your guy’s flavor, while infusions attach special abilities to an item. Use infusions to turn your bloodgun into a deathray or add poking distance to your sword. Try additives to enhance your flavor, damage output, and core abilities. Refine your strategy, find the perfect build, and compete in more duels to find crazy item combos and new flavors worthy of the Royal Tasting!

Customize Your Homunculi

Longjuice Squeeze boasts simple yet intuitive combat mechanics. Reload your gun by landing hits with your sword, parry oncoming bullets with your blade, and avoid ranged attacks by dashing through the air and across the ground. Between the game’s best-of-three rounds, equip new upgrade combinations to deflect your opponent’s attacks more effectively or enhance core skills and stats.

Gameplay Features:

Experience a new PVP fighter combining roguelite and extraction elements
Original lore elements introduce players to the wacky world of homunculi, longjuice, and Flavor Rites
Play with friends via online multiplayer, or battle solo against the game’s bot enemies
16 items, 14 additives, and 24 infusions combine into 1000+ different builds
Neon surrealist art creates a vibrant vibe for this new world
Original, genre-bending soundtrack to set the tone for every duel

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