Goat Simulator
SCORE: 43
Goat Simulator may be the worst idea for a
video game ever. Well okay it has some competition from Soda Drinker
Pro. A game Family Friendly Gaming has not reviewed yet. But playing as
a goat is a game we decided to take on. What are goats known for? Being
stinky, nasty, animals that will literally eat anything. How well does
Goat Simulator emulate that? Not at all.
Goat Simulator is sort of like that nasty, rude, and ugly GTA franchise.
You go around and destroy things in Goat Simulator. Yes you use a goat
to kill people, and blow things up. Goat Simulator gives you
achievements - aka rewards for destruction. Wow is that backwards.
Oh wait there is more. Goat Simulator has bugs. The Steam game page
brags it has millions of bugs. Since when did that become a good thing?
I guess when some gamers starting calling evil things good, they opened
the door to bugs being called good. Goat Simulator lets you respawn
quickly. Which is needed since it is way too easy to get stuck in this
Personal Computer video game.
Along with the death, murder, destruction, and acting evil is demonic
content too. To be fair there is some angelic content. Goat Simulator
also lets much of the profane and offensive to be turned off. It is like
Goat Simulator tried to include a family friendly mode. Which is really
neat to see.
Your goat flops around in disturbing ways in Goat Simulator. I felt bad
for him, and all of the human beings that were being murdered. When did
life become so cheap? I don’t want animals killing off people. Do you?
So Goat Simulator is not much of a goat simulator or emulator. It is
stuffed full with bugs that are annoying. It encourages you to do all
kinds of evil, vile, wicked, and horrible things. And this is what some
people call good. I guess the inmates have escaped and are now spreading
their insanity.
- Luke
UPDATE {03/01/2015}: Updates to the game were released as well as a
rating finally.
Graphics: 40%
Sound: 50%
Replay/Extras: 55%
Gameplay: 20%
Family Friendly Factor: 50%
System: Personal Computer
Publisher: Coffee Stain Studios
Developer: Coffee Stain Studios
Rating: ‘M’ - SEVENTEEN and OLDER ONLY
{Blood, Crude Humor, Drug Reference, Strong Language, Violence}
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