Hancock
SCORE: 40
Hancock is one of the worst superhero movies of all time. Let that sink in for a minute. There have been some real stinkers out there: The Green Hornet, Punisher, and Swamp Thing come to mind. Hancock competes with them for being one of the worst of all time.
I saw this movie selling for five dollars. I jumped all over it, figuring I would get my moneys worth. Want to know something? I was wrong. Hancock is so disgusting I am going to get rid of it. I do not want to keep this movie around in case someone accidentally watches it.
Will Smith plays a drunken hobo superhero in Hancock. He has a bad attitude, swears like a sailor, and treats people horribly. Constantly talks about shoving one persons head up the backside of another. And at one point he does it. I wanted to vomit at the vileness of it.
If all of that was not bad enough he kisses another man’s wife. In that man’s home while the man is sleeping. Slimy and sleazy do not even begin to describe the content in Hancock. How does the movie even try to justify that? By claiming he was married to her hundreds of years ago before he lost his memory.
Hancock and this lady are immortals. They lose their powers when they are too close to one another for too long. That is also the only time they age. There is some odd belief in false gods that is not fully explained in Hancock. People always try to kill them for some reason. They are the last two of their kind left alive.
The blonde lady in Hancock (Mary) has decided it is better if they stay apart. She has a family and is happy. Hancock is a disruptive force in her life. Plus she knows he can save people. A big part of Hancock is the transformation he goes through. He redeems his image, and is able to interact with people again.
The little good
in Hancock comes too little and too late. He is a natural disaster most
of the movie. The small amount of time he does in jail does not balance
out the scales. Avoid Hancock like the plague.
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Luke
Graphics: 40%
Sound: 30%
Replay/Extras: 50%
Gameplay: 40%
Family Friendly Factor: 40%
System: DVD
Publisher: Sony Pictures
Developer: Relativity Media
Rating: ‘PG-13’ - Parents Strongly Cautioned {For Intense Sequences
of Sci-Fi Action and Violence, and Language}
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