Pirates vs Ninjas Dodgeball
SCORE: 41
Pirates vs Ninjas Dodgeball is one of the
worst Wii games I have played in my life. We have pirates, and we have
ninjas. They are playing dodgeball against one another. That is the
method they are using to conquer one another. Let that sink in for a few
seconds. If that premise was not lame enough, we also have robots,
zombies, aliens, and other monsters. Horror elements were added to this
dodgeball game.
The graphics in Pirates vs Ninjas Dodgeball are not that great. Not much
thought or effort was put into the level design. Which is bad since
there are not many different kinds of level designs in Pirates vs Ninjas
Dodgeball on the Wii. We knock characters down with our aggressive
dodgeball throwing. If we can get the ball again we can repeat the
process until their health bar is completely depleted.
The enticement to lust, and off color remarks make me think Pirates vs
Ninjas Dodgeball should have earned the THIRTEEN and OLDER ONLY rating.
Numerous characters in Pirates vs Ninjas Dodgeball teach us to have bad
attitudes, and to be cynical. The music is a bit below average for this
time frame, and this system.
Pirates vs Ninjas Dodgeball is also glitchy. Every Wii Remote that is
turned on must have a nunchuk plugged in, or the game will not work.
Even if you are playing in one player modes. The controls are
frustrating, and figuring out who you are playing can be confusing at
the beginning of any match.
Many of you have already decided to avoid this train wreck. But wait,
there is more. The game play is not much fun, and it gets boring really
fast. Running around throwing balls at the backs of others is more
entertaining in real life. You can catch the ball in Pirates vs Ninjas
Dodgeball - unless they throw a powered up fire ball, and then you can
forget about it.
Pirates vs Ninjas Dodgeball is the classic example of a bunch of
different things thrown together. It does not fit, and it does not work.
- Luke
Graphics: 40%
Sound: 50%
Replay/Extras: 60%
Gameplay: 10%
Family Friendly Factor: 45%
System: Wii
Publisher: Southpeak Games
Developer: Blazing Lizard
Rating: 'E10+' -
Everyone TEN and OLDER ONLY {Animated Blood, Carton Violence, Suggestive
Themes, Use of Alcohol, Use of Tobacco}
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